Uber’s rider loyalty program crushes Lyft’s

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In the wake of a similar announcement from its chief rival Lyft, Uber announced a rider rewards program Wednesday to give loyal users perks for spending money in the app.

The program is almost exactly like the new Lyft Rewards program in that both track points you’ve accumulated in the app and give you rewards once you hit a certain milestone — and both are similarly named. But the two diverge from there.

Uber Rewards are here to give you perks.

Uber Rewards are here to give you perks.

Uber’s new rewards program gives one point for every dollar spent on Uber Pool rides and Uber Eats orders. It also gives two points for ordering an UberX, UberXL, Select, or WAV ride, and three points for ordering Black and Black SUV rides.

Uber has also set up different status levels for its customers: Blue, Gold, Platinum, and Diamond. Every six months, an individual’s Uber points are tallied and at 500, 2,500, 7,500 points respectively, they jump to the next tier for the next six months.

The points mean something beyond having status with the ride service. For your first 500 points, you get $5 to spend at Uber. Gold (or 2,500 points) unlocks free cancellations within a 15-minute window and priority customer support. 

Platinum builds on Gold benefits with price locking between two set places (say the office and your home) on UberX rides and priority pick-ups at the airport. 

Finally the big doozy: Diamond. In addition to everything else, you get dedicated phone support, free upgrades to Uber Black for a more luxurious ride, and access to highly rated drivers. On the Uber Eats side, Diamond status gets you no delivery fees on three orders every six months. 

The rider rewards program feels similar to Uber Pro, the driver reward program Uber launched earlier this month that also has Gold, Platinum, and Diamond levels. But Uber Rewards is a bit more streamlined for the passenger side of the business. 

The Uber rewards program is available today for users in Miami, New Jersey, Denver, Tampa, New York, Washington, D.C., Philadelphia, Atlanta, and San Diego, and Uber promises it will roll out to all U.S. riders in the next few months. 

Since the program looks at your ride history from the past six months, all users are incentivized to use Uber as much as possible to stock up on points. By the time you’re enrolled in the program you might be Gold, Platinum, or Diamond status to start. 

A waitlist is available here for anyone outside those nine areas.

Once Lyft’s program arrives next month, it’ll be a lot of mental math to figure out which car service to order. Choose wisely!

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How Nigeria’s fear of child ‘witchcraft’ ruins young lives

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From a distance, the children look like scarecrows as they slowly scour the waist-high piles of rubbish for plastic bottles.

Their ragged clothing hangs loosely from their emaciated frames, their gaunt shrink-wrapped faces are deadened by the drugs they took at dawn.

It is hard to believe that these children are “witches”.

And yet this is exactly why several hundred skolombo – or street children – are now living at the Lemna dumpsite on the outskirts of Calabar in southeastern Nigeria.

“My grandmother was sick and her leg became very swollen,” says Godbless. “She said I was the one responsible, that I was a witch.”

The 14-year-old boy is sat in the makeshift hut at Lemna that he now calls home.

He shares this stuffy wooden hovel with half a dozen other boys who are now outside, smoking the cannabis that will get them through the day.

Godbless was taken to the family’s local church where a pastor confirmed his grandmother’s worst fears – he was indeed a witch, the pastor claimed.

His relatives demanded he leaves the house, but he refused.

Godbless rolls up the leg of his shorts to reveal a long, blackened scar on his upper thigh.

“This is what my auntie did to me when I did not go,” he whispers. “She heated up a knife in the fire and put it on me.”

Two years after he ran away, Godbless and his gang make money by recycling plastic soda bottles and cans.

These are weighed, and if he is lucky, he says, he can make a couple of dollars a week to buy food, clothing and medicine.

“When relatives throw these children out of the house, it’s as good as killing the child,” says Adek Bassey.

Bassey is a student who helps run Today for Tomorrow – a small Nigerian volunteer organisation that once a week meets the children near the dump to feed them, and address any health concerns.

She complains that the state’s Ministry of Sustainable Development and Social Welfare is not doing anything despite apparently having a pot of money with which to tackle the skolombo issue.

“Nobody from the Cross River government is coming out to feed these children, nobody is coming to send these kids to school, nobody is teaching them trades.”

“I don’t know if it’s corruption, or intentional negligence,” she says. “Or whether they have just given up on these street kids, that they think they will never change.”

Bassey alleges she has also received anonymous phone calls after a colleague posted photos on Facebook of their work at the Lemna dump.

“‘Who gave you the right to snap in that place?’, one person said,” recalls Bassey. “You better pipe yourself down before you get into trouble.”

“Someone even told me that they would arrest me for child trafficking.”

Her mother has pleaded with Bassey to stop her work, but she has refused to do so.

“They can lynch or kill me,” she says. “But I won’t stop.”

Children earn their living by recycling plastic soda bottles and cans [Marc Ellison/Al Jazeera]

 

Manipulating fears

In the Niger Delta, where an extreme form of Christianity has taken root and blended with indigenous beliefs, an alarming number of children have been accused of practising witchcraft with malicious intent.

The accusations have created a generation of outcasts who live at the mercy of a system ill-equipped to protect them.

It is a relatively recent phenomenon that exploded across the region in the 1990s, fuelled partly by popular films and self-professed prophets looking to manipulate people’s fears to make a quick buck.

The epicentre of these accusations is in Nigeria’s southwestern states of Akwa Ibom and Cross River.

A report in 2008 estimated that 15,000 children in these two states had been accused.

And while there is no definitive figure for the number of skolombo in Calabar, a 2010 survey found that in one region of Akwa Ibom state, 85 percent of street children like Godbless had been accused of witchcraft.

The consequences for many of them were severe.

Children and babies who have been branded as witches have been chained up, starved, beaten, and even set on fire. Cases of parents attempting to behead their children with saws have also been reported.

These accusers typically use witchcraft as a means to scapegoat vulnerable children for acts ranging from unruly behaviour and absenteeism from school to a failed harvest or mechanical problems with the family motorbike.

“We have the laws to address witch-branding,” says Nigerian lawyer James Ibor. “But the problem is not the laws – the problem is implementing these laws.”

“And until we begin to implement these laws, our children are not safe.”

Ibor, who runs a local organisation in Calabar called Basic Rights Counsel Initiative (BRCI), says both the country’s criminal code and 2003 Child Rights Act outlaw not only degrading treatment but even accusing someone of being a witch.

But only about three-quarters of Nigeria’s states have domesticated the federal version of the Child Rights Act, and to date, only the state of Akwa Ibom has included specific provisions concerning the abuse of alleged child witches.

Their 2008 law made witch-branding punishable by a custodial sentence of up to 10 years.

And 10 years on, courts have yet to successfully prosecute a single perpetrator.

Ibor says his state of Cross River has not amended its own domestic version of the Child Rights Act to explicitly criminalise witch-branding.

But Oliver Orok, the minister of sustainable development and social welfare, says his ministry is working with UNICEF to address this legislative shortcoming.

“This has been an aged long practice particularly bothering on customs and traditions, and you know habits die hard,” he says. “The ministry is working assiduously to eliminate and curtail these practices.”

“Ample provisions have been made in the 2018 budget to build a new home for children at risk, and those who are in conflict with the law.”

The Calabar lawyer blames this partly on a lack of political will but says the lack of action primarily boils down to a lack of resources.

“The police are poorly funded, and not equipped to carry out these kinds of investigations,” he says. “Often, we have to push for investigations, and sometimes you just have to pay police as they don’t have the fuel they need to travel and collect evidence.”

Ibor adds: “They also don’t have the resources to run forensic analysis – and so most times you have to fund it yourself.”

“But even if I had the money, I can’t do it. The prosecution would argue I’d had the lab results altered.”

Ibor also claims police often fail to act because they believe in witches, and outing them.

The lawyer gives an example of three children aged between seven and 13 who were recently branded as witches by their father.

He locked them up in a poorly ventilated storeroom without food for several days.

Ibor claims police have taken no action against the father despite the case having been reported late in May.

And in another recent episode, a man who accused his three-year-old of being a witch before giving her second-degree burns was released by a court despite confessing to the crime.

Children who have been branded as witches have been chained up, starved, beaten, and even set on fire [Marc Ellison/Al Jazeera]

The lawyer’s organisation BRCI specialises in legal cases concerning child rights abuse and runs a safe house for children accused of witchcraft.

Resources are a problem for Ibor’s organisation, which partly relies on volunteers.

Lack of staff results in a triaging of reported cases, with only the most serious complaints being investigated.

Ibor is disappointed that the Ministry of Sustainable Development and Social Welfare recently asked him for 20,000 nairas ($55) to approve their shelter – an initiative he feels they should be funding.

Cases have also stalled for years due to suspects absconding when on bail, or the mandatory number of court assessors not turning up in protest over several months’ unpaid wages.

“In the last eight years we haven’t got one conviction in spite of the series of reports we ‘ ve made to the police about perpetrators and churches – it means something is fundamentally wrong.”

Ibor believes the failure to convict anyone so far will lead people to believe they can make accusations and attack children with impunity.

He blames the so-called “propheteers” – or religious conmen – for manipulating people’s fears of the supernatural.

In the Niger Delta – a particularly poor part of Nigeria where the average daily wage is little more than a dollar – congregants are more likely to swallow prophecies that explain their hand-to-mouth existence and ill fortune.

“Nigeria is one of the worst places to raise children because of the so-called religions of peace which are responsible for 80 percent of our problems,” says Ibor.

“They [the churches] have inhibited and undermined our laws, and we have placed these religious books above our laws.”

Diana-Abasi Udua Akanimoh, who works for a local faith-based organisation called Way to the Nations, explains that many churches and their congregants take a passage from the King James Bible literally – namely, “Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.”

“Being Christians ourselves we felt we could challenge people’s belief in witchcraft,” she says. “For, we believe in God just like they do, but we do not believe that the Bible was written to be used to hurt people.

“We tell them, ‘we understand the scriptures just as much as you think you do, but you must have misunderstood certain facts, and have used them against young people to hurt them’.”

The role of the church

Pentecostalism spread throughout Nigeria in the 1970s.

The Niger Delta region is said to have more places of worship per square mile than anywhere else on earth.

This form of Christianity adopts the idea that if you are not successful in life, then pernicious entities may be the cause.

Such a belief system should not be dismissed as antiquated African superstition – pentecostal churches also operate within the United States and the United Kingdom.

Indeed, these Nigerian Pentecostal leaders have emulated their American televangelist counterparts.

Many Pentecostal churches in the Niger Delta offer to deliver people from witchcraft and possession – albeit for a fee.

Joy is one of those people.

Like a boxer on the ropes, she raises her trembling hands to protect her face.

Three pastors surround the young girl and take turns slapping her head, pinching her earlobes and stomach.

The 15-year-old has been accused of being a witch, and tonight she has been brought to a ministry in Calabar for an exorcism.

One of the pastors clutches the iridescent sarong tightly knotted behind the child’s back.

It acts as an anchor to keep her from getting away and ensure she does not hurt herself.

One child, undergoing a simultaneous deliverance, has already knocked over the church’s glass lectern this evening.

Pentecostal leaders can charge up to a year’s wages – over $500 – to perform an exorcism [Marc Ellison/Al Jazeera]

 

“Your clothes are on fire, your head is on fire, your belly is on fire,” the pastors yell in Joy’s face as they twirl her around the church hall.

Joy tries to twist free, but there is no escape.

It is Pastor Eunice Emmanuel who had identified the four children – the youngest is eight years old – to be exorcised this evening.

“God helps me identify the kids that are possessed,” she explains before the evening’s deliverance begins. “We then conduct deliverance on them whereby the evil spirits that dwell in them, leave them, and the children become new creatures.

“The child becomes like a madman who has recovered his sanity.”

Pastor Eunice says a deliverance can last up to 10, 20 or even more minutes, depending on the type and strength of the possession or witchcraft.

But in Joy’s case, it is over half an hour before the spirit within her is compelled to speak.

Pastor Eunice asks the spirit what she has made the girl do.

“Destroy,” it says, according to Joy.

Joy is doubled over, hands over her face, crying.

The “spirit” is peppered with further questions by the pastor.

“How do you destroy? Do you go to a coven? Are you a witch? Do you drink blood? Do you eat flesh? Do you kill?”

“I have destroyed one person,” Joy finally cries.

Only when the child finally collapses onto the floor is the deliverance considered a success.

As she lies in a motionless heap on the floor, alone, the group of pastors look down at her grinning.

Many prophets in Calabar can charge up to a year’s wages – over $500 – to perform such a ceremony.

“But we don’t charge here,” claims Pastor Eunice. “I don’t have a price tag.”

She adds however that the ministry does welcome tokens of “appreciation” to help pay for generator fuel and rent.

But lawyer James Ibor says this is the exception and not the rule.

“It is backward that in the 21st Century churches are set up for economic reasons but they are spreading wickedness and ignorance,” he says.

“The government should be responsible for protecting our society from people who have set up businesses to destroy our children – but it is doing nothing.”

But minister Oliver Orok says that “currently the state government is not aware of such issues”.

“However, if such practices come to the fore, we would move against such churches and their founders and prophets.”

Ibor says that to date the government has yet to investigate several churches recently brought to their attention and Orok ignored repeated requests for updates on these investigations.

Ebe Ukara, a desk officer for the Child Rights Implementation Committee in Akamkpa, adds however that not all churches are out to hoodwink their congregants.

“Even in the case of HIV, these fake prophets will tell a person, ‘No, that it is family witchcraft that is attacking you, so don’t go to hospital, come to my church’.”

Ukara says that 60 percent of the child abuse cases that cross her desk are witchcraft-related and often prompted by a pastor’s declaration.

She claims that a profit has been made by scapegoating children, easy and vulnerable targets to blame.

“Even if nothing has happened to me, they will quickly tell me that something is attacking me,” says Ukara. “The next thing he will use oil on me, and beat me.”

“It is from the beating that they force the children to confess what they don’t know.”

The Nollywood effect

It is perhaps unfair to place all the blame for this epidemic of child witchcraft allegations on Pentecostal churches.

As with the assassination of JFK, and the falling of the Twin Towers on 9/11, it seems many still remember where and when they first saw End of the Wicked.

For Patience Itoro it was in 2001 in the town of Eket in Akwa Ibom state.

The film focuses on the Amadi family which is living with the father’s mother – who we find out is a witch in a coven.

Amadi’s children end up joining the cult, and in the movie are shown eating human flesh and plotting to murder their parents.

In another scene, the children laugh as a man’s eyes are gouged out.

Produced by the Liberty Gospel Church, the 1999 film also starred the church’s leader Helen Ukpabio as the pastor who ends up heroically exposing and destroying the witches.

The film was hugely controversial and at the time was blamed for the surge in witchcraft accusations against children in the 1990s and 2000s.

The movie has been criticised for blurring the line between fact and fiction.

But Itoro says she knows better.

“I found it scary,” she says as she dusts the floor of her compound. “But I know it wasn’t real.”

Three of her neighbours who are sat around the courtyard say they have heard about the movie but have yet to see it.

When offered the chance to watch a clip they are curious.

They huddle around the laptop, and tut and grimace as they witness the actions of the child witches in the film.

“That was very scary,” says Unwana Nse. “But for me, that really confirmed that there’s child witchcraft.”

Sat next to her, Esther Friday says she’s now confused.

“I don’t know whether that was real, or acting,” she says.

Peter Itoro says it is proof that such things can happen in the world.

“It’s just clothes covering people,” he says. “We don’t really know who they are.”

And now his wife Patience has changed her mind.

“That film now confirms to me that there’s witchcraft.”

The Nigerian film industry, or Nollywood, has been criticised for blurring the line between fact and fiction [Marc Ellison/Al Jazeera]

 

Known colloquially as Nollywood, the Nigerian film industry is second only to Bollywood in terms of the number of films it pumps out year after year.

These most common themes are romance, comedy and the so-called “hallelujah” category – films with strong religious messages.

Nigerians have criticised the industry for proliferating negative stereotypes about the continent – including the focus on witchcraft.

But paradoxically one of the main reasons for the films’ popularity is that they provide a platform for Africans to tell their own stories.

One Nollywood producer, Orok Atim, says that however “negative” the theme of witchcraft may be, this is an issue that affects the lives of Nigerians – so they expect to encounter them when watching Nigerian films.

His next movie will be about a deceased friend’s experience of the supernatural.

“Witchcraft exists in our society today,” he says. “People want to see what they know, to hear what they know, they want to feel and actually understand.

“That doesn’t mean we should be scared, no, there’s hope.”

Atim maintains that his movies allow Nigerian audiences to face their fears.

“[It is actually the] churches today are using that witchcraft to deceive some families, destroy some children, and using it as a means of extortion,” he says.

Basil Ngene, a film producer and video shop owner in Calabar, said the film industry was not to blame.

“Nollywood movies only highlight what already exists,” he says as he places new stock on the shelves. “Film did not create witchcraft or witchdoctors.”

He says that he knows that witchcraft is real because he read about it in the Bible.

Ngene also challenges the Western notion that it is only “gullible” Nigerians who believe in, and are fascinated by, the supernatural.

“In the West, you watch films like ‘Black Panther’ and ‘Infinity War’,” he says. “All these focus on African magic, witchcraft and superpowers.”

But Ebe Ukara believes that rather than reflecting culture, these movies are creating a new one.

“People watch these movies and imitate what they see these advanced prophets doing.”

“Movies today are teaching a lot of things that were never practised before,” she says.

And James Ibor argues it was movies like End of the Wicked that not only popularised the notion that children could be witches, but that people could easily become witches by eating tainted food.

“And movies like End of the Wicked are not shown as fiction like Harry Potter – it is shown as a religious tool for evangelism, it is shown as a compliment to the Bible.”

The fallout

Whatever is behind these beliefs, children like Godbless can attest to one thing: once you’re on the streets, it is hard to go back.

However while many have fallen through the cracks, there are people fighting for them.

A handful of Nigerian organisations like BRCI and Way to Nations attempt to do more than just rescue those accused of witchcraft – they try to reunite them with the very relatives who have ostracised them.

But their efforts are rarely successful, even with extended family members.

Emmanuel has been at BRCI’s emergency shelter since December 2017.

The nine-year-old was kicked out of his stepfather’s house after having been accused of witchcraft at his local church.

His stepfather, Udong Umoren, threatened to kill him with a machete should he try and come home.

He slept rough for several months before BRCI took him in.

The organisation says it had to pay the police 5,000 nairas ($14) to arrest the stepfather, but he is now out on bail.

Attempts to reunite Emmanuel with his family have been fruitless.

Udong recently fled, mistaking BRCI staff for police officers.

Despite being against her child being thrown out onto the streets, Emmanuel’s mother, Theresa Umoren, tipped Udong off.

“My son sleeps in the road and I’m not happy about it,” Theresa said. “But I must respect my husband because of our other children.

“There’s nothing I can do – you should keep him away where he is safe.”

Theresa’s inner turmoil is evident when she gets to speak to Emmanuel on the phone for the first time in five months.

Across the state line in Akwa Ibom, Jehu Tom has had a little more luck.

The Way to Nations staff member has managed to track down the grandmother of a child living at their safe house in Eket – and she has agreed to talk about Precious.

The seven-year-old was abandoned at a Mobil petrol station in Eket, where he lived for a month.

The grandmother had been forced to take the boy in when both his parents died and blamed her subsequent ill-health on Precious.

But even getting to this stage has been a challenge – the organisation’s vehicle has been unreliable and fuel here is expensive.

When they are able to locate Mercy Campbell, Tom brings Precious with him to see his grandmother.

It is an odd reunion; there are no hugs, greetings, or even a smile.

Tom insists that Precious sit beside his grandmother.

He acquiesces, clearly unhappy to do so, but sits at the opposite end of the wooden bench.

Tom asks her why she thought her grandson was a witch.

“He was very stubborn,” she says. “He disobeyed me, and he didn’t listen to my advice.”

Campbell adds that he also used to play truant from school, and that he would sing strange songs at home.

“They say actions speak louder than words – even though I don’t believe in witchcraft,” she adds hastily.

Tom explains that the right place for Precious is not at the safe house, but with family.

But Campbell says she cannot afford to take him back.

“I took care of him for one year,” she explains. “I can ‘ t take care of him any more – his paternal family should take him in.”

Tom asks what she feels when she looks at Precious. Love? Fear? Sadness?

The grandmother seems to find it difficult to answer.

Thinking she has not heard him, Tom asks the question a second time.

“I do not hate him,” Campbell says finally.

Theresa hasn’t spoken to her son Emmanuel for five months after he was accused of witchcraft by his stepfather [Marc Ellison/Al Jazeera]

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Names of the children have been changed to protect their identities.

This article was made possible by funding from the Pulitzer Center on Crisis Reporting.

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Sri Lanka v England: Jos Buttler took initiative from hosts – Jonathan Agnew

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Jos Buttler hit 63 off 67 balls to help England post 285 on day one of the second Test

Although Sam Curran was more explosive, Jos Buttler was the standout performer on day one of England’s second Test in Sri Lanka with a really clever, modern innings.

England were 89-4 and looking very vulnerable but Buttler held it together then took the initiative back from bowlers who were dominating on a turning pitch in Pallekele.

His knock was so unorthodox – 51 of his 63 runs came from various types of sweeps – it caused Sri Lanka a lot of trouble.

They had no idea how to set fields for him and he forced the bowlers to bowl the wrong lengths.

Compared to the first Test in Galle, where I was critical of England’s approach, this is a far more difficult pitch. Here there is a ball with your name on it so you have got to do something to put the pressure back on the bowlers, which is exactly what Buttler did.

Had Buttler just played forward and defended in an orthodox fashion, the odds are a ball would have bowled him or ended with him caught at slip.

Instead he showed he has got very shrewd ways of scoring in difficult conditions.

What you try when the bowlers are on top has to be as low risk as possible, but because of all the limited-overs cricket Buttler plays he is so adept at sweeping and reverse-sweeping that for him those are not high-risk shots.

It may be a pitch on which the bowlers do not have to work too hard, and just bowl the ball in the right place, but Buttler did not allow them to.

He may have got out playing a reverse-sweep but that ball bounced on him to catch the top edge and by then he had already taken the advantage away from Sri Lanka.

Curran played a spectacular innings – hitting six sixes and one four in his 64 and putting on 60 for the last wicket with James Anderson to take his side to 285, a stand that may be the most instrumental in England winning the match.

It was one of the best examples I have seen of how to change gears during an innings. Curran took 58 balls for his first 14 runs but then needed only 61 deliveries for his next 50.

England should let him play the way he is at the moment and worry about moving him up the order later, though they are going to be quite flexible with their batting order and that is fine.

I have thought that batsmen have been far too precious about where they bat over the years and never understood why they cling to one position.

It is only a batting position, everyone has to bat some time, so why not move people about? Ben Stokes batted at three here but who is to say someone else could not move up there if the game dictates?

As a team of all-rounders, England might have one that bowls a few more overs and can then drop down the order and someone else move up. Maybe it is going to be the start of a new way.

Keaton Jennings remains a concern, though. He is a good player of spin but he continues to look fallible against faster bowling around off-stump.

The way he got out was a complete carbon copy of the way he got out all last summer and he has just got to get it right; he is not going to be facing spin bowling for the rest of his career.

Sri Lanka look like a team low on confidence – you could see the way they retreated. When Curran changed tactics and went after the bowling, the hosts really lost the plot.

He was allowed to score a single off the last ball of the over far too often. Suranga Lakmal may be an inexperienced stand-in captain with Dinesh Chandimal out injured but stopping an in batsman keeping the strike is pretty elementary stuff.

Watching Sri Lanka walk off after Curran’s onslaught, they were there for the taking – they could have easily lost two or three wickets instead of just the one.

Jonathan Agnew was speaking to BBC Sport’s Jack Skelton.

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The Twitter bots that make the internet a little bit nicer

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This post is part of Hard Refresh, a soothing weekly column where we try to cleanse your brain of whatever terrible thing you just witnessed on Twitter.


While “bot” may be a dirty word on Twitter in the year 2018, there’s a subset of bot accounts that have nothing to do with subverting democracy and everything to do with bringing a tiny slice of surreal joy to your life. 

It’s a strange corner of the internet to be obsessed with given how much bots are derided for everything from simply clogging your feed with spam to promoting propaganda for the Russians in a bid to undermine our electoral process. 

But they’re out there: automated Twitter accounts that regularly tweet strange and wonderful content. I’ve even started collecting a few of these into a Twitter list so I can see them all in one place, a one-stop Twitter oasis of weirdness. Here are a few of my favorites. 

Simpsons Screens

The one is super simple: a screencap from a random episode of The Simpsons from the show’s early era. Whether it’s a one-liner or just a visual gag from the show’s Golden Era, it’s hard not to smile when they pop up on my feed.

If you’re into this sort of thing, check out a very similar account for another classic animated show, King of the Hill.

Obama Plus Kids

President Donald Trump has had some awkward interactions with children during his time in the White House, but both President Barack and First Lady Michelle Obama were known for their ease and comfort with kids. This account tweets out a memorable Obama-kid interaction every two hours and is an instant soul-soother.

Magic Realism Bot

Fans of magical realism writers like Gabriel Garcia Marquez will revel in this bot which turns 280 characters or less into the surreal and fantastical, little bites of prose that are sometimes magical, sometimes nonsensical, but always entertaining.

Ro Bot Dylan

As a big Dylan fan, I thoroughly enjoy the account that tweets his lyrics every day. If you’re one of those folks who could never get into Dylan because of his voice, this is a good way to at least enjoy his words.

These are just a few examples of the genre and there are plenty more out there. But it’s worth stashing these accounts away for when Twitter gets to be a bit too much. 

They’re a nice, consistent break from reality with a twist of weird that’s somehow appropriate for life in 2018.

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UN lifts sanctions on Eritrea after nine years

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The United Nations has lifted its sanctions on Eritrea, nine years after they were imposed by the international organisation.

Wednesday’s decision, made during a meeting of the UN Security Council, follows a rapprochement between Eritrea and neighbouring Ethiopia in recent months.

The Security Council welcomed the improved relationship between the two countries but added that Eritrea needs to strive for closer ties with its other neighbour, Djibouti.

Eritrea and Djibouti have been at odds over a border dispute since June 2008 that led to military clashes which killed a dozen Djiboutian troops.

Repeated violence over the disputed territory raised fears the conflict could engulf the entire Horn of Africa region.

Arms embargo

In 2009, the UN imposed a nationwide arms embargo, travel ban and asset freeze on certain people and entities after accusing Eritrea of supporting armed groups in Somalia.

Eritrea has denied those allegations.

Earlier this year, Eritrea and Ethiopia signed a peace deal after a decades-long dispute.

Following that peace agreement, Eritrea asked the UN to lifts its sanctions, pointing to the region’s diplomatic shifts.

The dispute started in the early 1990s, when Eritrea gained its independence from Ethiopia, after which a war broke out later that decade over border disputes.

A 2002 UN-backed boundary demarcation was meant to settle the dispute for good, but Ethiopia refused to abide by it.

A turnaround began in June this year when Ethiopia’s Prime Minister Abiy Ahmed announced that Ethiopia would hand back to Eritrea the disputed areas, including the flashpoint town of Badme, where the first shots of the border war were fired.

In September, two border crossings were reopened just days before the countries signed a peace deal in Saudi Arabia, officially ending hostilities.

After the signing of that deal in Saudi Arabia, UN Secretary-General Antonio Guterres told journalists “a wind of hope” was blowing in the Horn of Africa.

“It is not only the peace between Ethiopia and Eritrea – it is the fact that tomorrow and the day after tomorrow we will have, here in Saudi Arabia, the president of Djibouti and the president of Eritrea – two countries that have also been at odds with each other,” the UN chief said.

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Watch Migos Bring Cash And An Arsenal Of Ad-Libs To ‘Carpool Karaoke’

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We all knew this day would come. Deep down, in the dark recesses of our minds, maybe as we were just about to fall asleep, we pictured James Corden inviting Migos — by all accounts, one of the hugest pop acts on the planet — into his SUV for “Carpool Karaoke” and singing along to every word. Now that day is here. There’s a lot of dabbing.

In the segment that aired Tuesday night (November 13), Quavo, Offset, and Takeoff pile into the car for ad-lib-heavy renditions of massive Migos cuts like “Walk It Like I Talk It” and “Bad and Boujee.” Corden mercifully leans into how corny he is, and the trio correctly help him understand what dabbing originally was and where it comes from. They also launch into some vintage Whitney Houston. Then it gets wild.

Inspired by the $200,000 cash Offset’s lugging around with him, all four pop off the highway into a high-end clothing shop to upgrade Corden’s wardrobe. The results are predictably ridiculous, but probably not any more absurd than when they hop back into the SUV and experiment a bit with a small symphony of noisemakers. Quavo’s on the triangle, Takeoff mans the children’s keyboard, and Offset works the lobby bell.

Does it play? Quavo’s answer is a resounding, bellowing “hell no!” It could power factories.

I won’t ruin the big reveal, but it ends with all four unexpectedly cranking out a particular song beloved by folks with Fenway Park season tickets.

Migos, meanwhile, have had yet another prolific year. After Culture II dropped at the top of 2018 (and subsequently hit No. 1), both Quavo and Takeoff have released their own solo albums as well. And Culture III is reportedly not too far away, either.

In the meantime, watch the full clip above.

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Wayne Rooney: England record goalscorer to be captain during farewell appearance

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Wayne Rooney has scored a record 53 goals for England

England’s record goalscorer Wayne Rooney will captain the side and wear the number 10 shirt when he comes on to make his farewell appearance.

Rooney, 33, retired from international football in 2017 but will win his 120th and final cap in a friendly against the United States at Wembley on Thursday.

Fabian Delph will start the match as captain but will hand the armband to Rooney when the DC United striker comes on as a substitute in the second half.

Rooney will also get a guard of honour.

The former Manchester United and Everton forward initially ended his international career with 119 caps and a record 53 goals.

But the Football Association sees Thursday’s match as an opportunity to “honour” his “record-breaking international career”.

Rooney will leave the squad before they face Croatia in the Nations League at Wembley on Sunday.

Manchester City player Delph said: “When I first came into the England set-up, Wayne was captain. He welcomed me and put his arm around and made me feel at home.

“As soon as he comes on, I will give him the armband back.

“It is going to be a huge night for Wayne and it is important we honour him for all of his achievements.”

Manager Gareth Southgate added: “I don’t want to pin an exact time on when Wayne comes on because you don’t know how the flow of the game will go.

“We will give him enough so that it is fitting but we also want to make sure we get the balance of looking at younger players and making sure our preparation for Sunday is another priority.

“It’s important for all of us as a group that he gets a good send-off.”

Rooney and FA felt farewell game was ‘right’

‘Disappointing to see Rooney have to defend inclusion’

Rooney’s inclusion was criticised by England’s record appearance-maker Peter Shilton, who said caps should not be “given out like gifts”.

Former goalkeeper Shilton, who made 125 international appearances, said he was “surprised” Southgate had allowed the one-off return.

Rooney said he would not have agreed to play had it impacted the legacy of others, such as by “taking the record off Shilton”.

Southgate, who won 57 caps, said: “It’s been disappointing to see him have to defend his inclusion.

“He is very different to run-of-the-mill players like me who played for England. I spoke to the under-15s last week and they are so early in their development but he was around the senior squad when he was 17.

“I know a big regret for him was that the team didn’t get to where he wanted but when you look at the pressure he had to deal with individually, it is an incredible career.

“Hopefully he has felt that warmth from all of us and I know the reaction of the supporters will be very special to him.”

Rooney deserves respect and celebration – Neville

‘Rooney inclusion does not devalue friendly’

Rooney left Everton to join DC United in June and led the club to the MLS play-offs with 12 goals in 21 games.

As his international career comes to an end, Callum Wilson’s could begin after the Bournemouth striker was included in the Three Lions squad for the first time.

Southgate said: “We are England and every time we play we have to perform. It’s about Wayne but it will be a special night because there will be some debuts.

“You don’t give the England captaincy to somebody unless they really have the attributes that can carry it.

“When you see players give everything, even when they are not starting, that is great. We will have some young players involved, but so too will America, who are in a period of transition so it will be a good test.”

United States interim boss Dave Sarachan does not believe England’s tribute to Rooney will “devalue” Thursday’s friendly.

“If he scores against us I won’t be happy about the decision,” he joked.

“I have thought about it because I know it has caused controversy. My opinion is different. A player like Wayne Rooney, who had such a terrific international career in terms of his national team… to have an opportunity to reward him for that as a federation… I kind of applaud that.

“It is not like he is coming out of retirement, he has had a great season in the United States. He adds a special buzz. I think it’s terrific for a guy like Wayne to be rewarded.”

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Steve Carell ‘SNL’ promo teases his return as a serious actor

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Steve Carell fans may be nervous about the actor’s recent turn in serious dramas, but a promo for his Saturday Night Live hosting gig shows that he still has comedy in his blood.

In a teaser for Saturday’s show, Aidy Bryant and Chris Redd ask Carell if he’s still capable of comedy. He assures them that, as a Serious Actor™, he can prepare for any role.

What follows is a classic actorly montage of Carell reading books, talking to a mirror, practicing, pacing, and pulling out pages of notebook paper in frustration as he prepares. When the time comes to hear about his sketch character, Dr. Farts, he’s finally ready.

Carell hosts SNL with musical guest Ella Mai on Nov. 17.

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Lebanon aims to resolve pain over 17,000 missing since civil war

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Beirut, Lebanon – “Do you see the empty chair with a guitar next to it? Only the musician is missing.”

In the middle of her living room surrounded by dozens of paintings in her apartment in Haret Hreik, a suburb in Lebanon’s capital Beirut, Mariam Saidi describes her art, which is dedicated to her son.

“This one shows the Last Supper, but everything is broken,” she says. 

On June 17, 1982, her 15-year-old son Maher Kassir left the house to go to school but never came back. It was the day Israeli troops reached Beirut, where a massive student protest was under way.

“I knew he was a communist sympathiser, but I was not aware he was also fighting with them,” Saidi says.

“When I asked the communist fighters where he was, they asked me to look for him. It’s been 36 years and I am still looking for my son.”

Landmark law

On Monday, following a divisive debate, the Lebanese parliament passed a landmark law to investigate the fate of thousands of people who have been missing since its 1975-1990 civil war, in which some 150,000 people died, and to hold those responsible to account.

The law sets up a national commission to find out what happened to those who were never found – an estimated 17,000 people, including collecting DNA samples from living family members and exhuming mass graves.

There are no public databases or exact numbers of people who went missing during the war, in which Muslims and Christians, who had lived side by side for centuries, retreated into separate enclaves controlled by sectarian militias.

Justine Di Mayo, co-president of the Act for the Disappeared NGO, called the law “a real turning point”.

Her organisation documents testimonies from former fighters and witnesses to the war to identify where mass graves could be located.

“For decades, politicians said we should not disturb the peace, or [said] bringing up the past would be a mistake. They were only convenient excuses for them,” she told Al Jazeera.

Saidi’s son disappeared in 1982 when he was 15 [Virginie Le Borgne/Al Jazeera] 

An amnesty law was issued by the government in 1991 for crimes perpetrated before March 28, 1991.

“Several mass graves were destroyed because they were located on construction sites and there was no legal framework available on the issue,” said Di Mayo.

Another group, Committee of the Families of the Kidnapped and the Disappeared, was launched in 1982 by activist Wadad Halawani.

“We asked the families of those disappeared to meet and organise in order to put pressure on the politicians,” said Saidi, who is vice president of the group. 

The International Committee of the Red Cross (ICRC) called the passage of the latest law “a positive step for thousands of families to find closure”.

“So far, we have documented nearly 3,000 disappeared people,” said Jerome Thuet, who works for the Missing Project at the ICRC.

The ICRC is also collecting DNA samples of families with missing relatives.

“Once the commission will prove its transparency and show it is not discriminatory towards any particular group, we will share the samples with it,” Thuet told Al Jazeera.

Political rifts

There was no indication of when the commission would be formed, but Gebran Bassil, Lebanon’s foreign minister, said the country was entering a “genuine reconciliation phase” that would heal the families’ wounds.

Lebanon voted in May for its first new parliament in nine years.

With a long-entrenched political elite including local dynasties and former warlords, Prime Minister-designate Saad Hariri has yet to form a national unity government.

For families of the disappeared, there is still a long wait for closure.

“It is necessary to build a stable society which does not fall back to a cycle of violence,” said Di Mayo.

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Southgate’s England news conference

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England manager Gareth Southgate’s news conference before games against USA and Croatia – Live – BBC Sport


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Summary

  1. England face United States in friendly at Wembley on Thursday
  2. Wayne Rooney set to play for England for the 120th time
  3. England then play Croatia in the Nations League on Sunday
  4. Get involved: #bbcfootball


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